A chuckle to start the new year off right

My daughter-in-law sends me funny emails from time to time.  This one will make you chuckle, or even snort with laughter 😀

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES

1/2Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered
German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY
!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS
FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.



FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Feel free to copy and paste this into your emails.  Send someone you know a chuckle for the day.

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About Message In A Fold

I am an over the road truck driver in Drive-Away Transport part of the year, and the sole bookkeeper of this operation the other part of the year. I do a lot of whining until I can get in my craft room and play with paper and glue. View all posts by Message In A Fold

2 responses to “A chuckle to start the new year off right

  • gardenpinks

    LOL love them especially the first one – those little terriers can be hateful little b******s! As someone once remarked they are either trying to hump your leg or biting it 🙂

    Thanks for the laugh Leslie 🙂

    Love and hugs
    Lynn xx

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