My daughter-in-law sends me funny emails from time to time. This one will make you chuckle, or even snort with laughter 
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Feel free to copy and paste this into your emails. Send someone you know a chuckle for the day.
January 2nd, 2012 at 12:51 pm
LOL love them especially the first one – those little terriers can be hateful little b******s! As someone once remarked they are either trying to hump your leg or biting it
Thanks for the laugh Leslie
Love and hugs
Lynn xx